One Stop Religious Store.
All religions are catered for.
Even Christianity.
Not only can you buy a Bible,
The Quran,
A Star of David,
Mala beads
And a statue of Ganesh,
Satanists are also catered for.
You can buy 13 black candles,
A cockerel
And a virgin,
Second hand.
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Satanists of Bexleyheath?
They used to worship Santa.
I'll shut up then shall I?
