21/09/2026

Tourist Attraction

 Oh!!! Look!!!








A model of an old-fashioned police telephone box






Obviously a model






As after being phased out in the early 70s






They are no originals left standing in London






And beside it






A time-travelling news vendor kiosk






I bet they get up to all sorts of  hijinks in the Cosmoverse




20/09/2026

19/09/2026

Pretentious


Espèce de connard prétentieux 



Espèce de connard prétentieux




17/09/2026

Error

I think you will find






Children frolic







Not scamper








 

13/09/2026

Stress

 You know somethings wrong with the modern world








When even Taggers are stressed




11/09/2026

Overkill

 I know there has been a massive rise in shoplifting







And supermarkets do need Security guards








But I think Sainsbury is taking it too far








Hiring a Stormtrooper







He's a bit short though, isn't he?







That's what you get for the London Living Wage being so low




09/09/2026

Hey Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke








And only £39







No, I'm not getting commission




07/09/2026

Bargain


 £3.99!!!







And you get a spare sock







Just in case







Well, with the current world situation 







You never know when you will need it




06/09/2026

Recruitment Drive

 Surrey Square Primary School need new members for their club







Because







Many of the existing membership








Have been eaten




03/09/2026

01/09/2026

Taken for Granted


I thought that would be given







And if you need a second opinion







You're ugly