19/05/2026

Space Travel

Venus is closer than I thought








It's in London







Look up Dan Dare




17/05/2026

Poor Marketing

 As marketing slogans go








This one is pretty poor







I am sure I can speak for most people







And say







I prefer my hot dogs unlicked.




15/05/2026

Tilting at Windmills

 That'll show them








I bet that Ivy deserved it.




14/05/2026

The March of Time

It's sad isn't it?








10 Foot

 





Who must be the most prolific tagger ever







Even he can't avoid the march of time






Even he can't avoid ageing






Time has finally caught up with him








He's shrinking




13/05/2026

11/05/2026

Question

 


A Body Organ?







Namely the Heart?







Or a Summer Fruit?







I know what I think







And I wouldn't have it with cream




10/05/2026

Coach Parking Facilities

 Coach Parking Facilities at the O2








In Greenwich







South of the River







Excel







North of the River







Westfields







North of the River







Excel Centre







5 miles away







North of the River







Westfields








5 miles away







North of the River







I hope Taylor Swift is playing soon




06/05/2026

Diva!!!

 NO!!!








When I clean up Dog Poop!!!







I WANT AN AUDIENCE!!!




03/05/2026

Questions

 What's a Leaze?








And why would a horse have one?




02/05/2026

Shit Bollard

 As Bollards go







You are shit







Not only are you not much of a physical barrier








You don't even look like a bollard







I bet you're a shit pencil as well




01/05/2026

Shit Pokemon


Yes, all very good







But what is it's attacks and abilities







And Health Points







Don't forget Health Points