21/09/2014

Meaning


I don't know what it means






But it could go either way.



20/09/2014

Meaning


I don't know what it means






But it looks decidely dejected



19/09/2014

Meaning


Now this could have a number of meanings.






Everyone with the Surname Wang should become immortal






An outdated computer system still has relevance






A celebration of the penis.






I favour the latter.



18/09/2014

Posh Bastards!!!


Posh Bastards!!!






I bet they have a PM bin as well!!!



17/09/2014

Xtreme Dry Cleaner!!!


Oh! No! Sir!






No hard water here.






No tap water will sully your vestments.






We lick your clothes clean.






After sucking a polo mint.



16/09/2014

Appropriate Name



He's a great Hairdresser






But






He's a bit of a Drama Queen



14/09/2014

Mr. Rubbish


Mr Rubbish






It's his name






His career






No






His calling






And






A reflection of his emotional well-being.






Please love me!!!



13/09/2014

Pause, Pray, Talk


Pause






Pray






Talk






Just not all at once.






You'll get hiccoughs.



04/09/2014

Ninja Kids


What a good idea.






This will teach your kid some useful life skills.






Self reliance






Discipline






Sabotage






Espionage






And don't forget!!!






Assassination.



03/09/2014

Last Try Wines


Soave






Liebfraumilch






Blue Nun






Buckfast






These are all the wines I try last.






You need a good Merlot to line your stomach before you tackle a Buckfast.






Especially for breakfast.



01/09/2014

Hearing Protection


Why do you need to wear ear protection






When you are getting stoned?