The Shape of Things to Come...

...Arts Council funded, customer facing, speedy response tagging team!!!

The Shape of Things to Come...

...pickle with the cheese built in.




 What labour saving device will they think of next.








 Butter with built in bread©



Hands off!!! I thought of it first.

The Shape of Things to Come...

...climate controlled Fruit machines.

The Shape of Things to Come...

H2O becomes sentient and develops a complex code of behaviour, culminating in it developing it's own system of morality similar and yet significantly different to our own.
 
I wonder if it's Fairtrade as well?

The Shape of Things to Come...

...remote controlled lawn mowers roam the landscape unimpeded.

 A horticultural Dalek for the Hi-vis jacket generation.

Extirpate! Extirpate!

The Shape of Things to Come...

...you can buy Nerd Cola.

I want some.






Will it make me popular?

They're stealing our Jobs!!!

...bollards are no longer manual.

NO WONDER UNEMPLOYMENT'S RISING!!!






Bloody Cameron!!!






LETTING THOSE AUTOMATIC BOLLARDS TAKE OUR JOBS!!!

The Shape of Things to Come...

Not only does the camera take a picture






It bakes you a light fluffy Victoria sponge as well.






A joint venture between Nikon and Gregg's the Baker.

The Shape of Things to Come...

Your menus answer back.





Especially when you don't tip.






Or make a bad, wine choice.






Have you ever seen a computer sneer.

The Shape of Things to Come...

Your deodorant has motion sensing technology built into it.






Careful, it's watching you.