FASCIST BASTARD!!!

Don't tell me what to do!!!

I will do what I want!!!

When I want!!!

You fascist bastard!!!

If I want to say hello...push...then buzz

I WILL!!!

AND THERE IS NOT ONE GODDAM THING 

YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!

Except not answer the door of course.

Please let me in

I'm lonely

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Don't tell me what to do!!!

I will do what I want!!!

When I want!!!

You fascist bastard!!!

Farting is more Anarchist anyway.

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Prepare to Stop!!!






DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






BUS DRIVER!!!






STEP ON IT!!!






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!






I'LL WASH MY GOLF SHOES






WHERE I LIKE






AND WHEN I LIKE

Being an Anarchist can get bloody expensive.






Do you know how much golf shoes cost?






£175 for a pair of Hugo Boss






Mind you they do look nice with my green socks.

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

FUCK OFF!!!






DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO KEEP MY CITRUS FRUIT!!!






IT'S IN A BOWL.

AND IT'S STAYING THERE

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Also the orange contrasts nicely with the green of the Maidenhair fern on my mantelpiece.

Fascist Bastards!!!

FUCK OFF!!!






Don't you tell me to surpress my dust!!!






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!






Trial or no Trial!!!






Don't you oppress my dust!!!






My dust will always be free!!!






Run free little Dust particles!!!






Run Free!!!






I'm going to start a dust sanctuary

Fascist Bastards!!!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






I'LL LEAN AGAINST ANY GUARD RAIL I WANT!!!






WHEN I WANT AND WHEREVER I WANT!!!






AND SAYING PLEASE DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!






INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE FUCKERS!!!






It should have been in French first anyway.






s'il vous plaît ne pas s'appuyer contre la rambarde.






Baiseur vous!!!

Fascist Bastards!!!

FUCK OFF!!!






Nobody will direct me to stop.






I'll stop when I want...






And where I want.






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!






Unless of course I am in the middle of a street and a very large lorry is approaching at speed.






I think then my need to stop in a random and non-directed fashion...






May be supplanted by my need for survival.

Fascist Bastards!!!

Stop!!!






Do not pass!!!







See Notice Now!!!






FUCK OFF!!!






FASCIST BASTARD!!!






DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






I WILL STOP WHEN I WANT!!!






PASS WHEN I WANT!!!






AND SEE NOTICES WHEN I WANT!!!








Mind you the bit about the Sun God was thought provoking...






and also more than a little bit odd.

Wake Up Please!!!

Don't try to hide your totalitarian, oppressive intentions with fake pleasantries.


Please!!!


PLEASE!!!


PLEASE!!!



I ask you!!!


Don't tell me what to do!!!


I will sleep where I want!!!


And when I want!!!


FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

Police State

Fascist Bastards!!!






Don't tell me what to do!!!








I'll drink what I want, where I want!!!






I'm going to do me some Street Drinking!!!






GARÇON!!!






Bring me a Lambrini!!!






Extra Dry!!!





Not too strong mind.






I'm driving

Police State

What about Michael Bublé and Ghost Poet? What about Grime artistes? And people of a Dubstep persuasion? What about them? Can't they turn right as well? What about Susan Boyle? Do we also persecute her? Fascist Bastards! Give the gift of  Michael Bublé this holiday season.

Police State

Jacking cars and setting them alight is though.






Fascist, police state.






Sorry!






Middle class fascist, police state.

Police State

Don't tell me what to do...

...Garden Centre Fascists.