Questions

 What's a Leaze?

And why would a horse have one?

Shit Bollard

 As Bollards go

You are shit

Not only are you not much of a physical barrier

You don't even look like a bollard

I bet you're a shit pencil as well

Shit Pokemon

Yes, all very good

But what is it's attacks and abilities

And Health Points

Don't forget Health Points

 

Strong Language

 As strong language goes

I don't think G.Wiz!!! is that offensive

I bet Alice wasn't offended

Criticism

 As a commentary

On the state of Industrial Design

In the UK

Don't you think that's a bit harsh?

Pie in the Sky!!!

 With the current cost of living crisis?

Fat Chance!!!

Natural

 Does everything have to be artificial?

I prefer the real thing

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Merry Christmas!!!

 

Party Animal

Good Night?

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

WHATEVER YOU DO...

...DON'T FORGET THE PEAS!!!

 

Does What it Says

 I don't know about you?

This sign makes me anxious

BBC Cuts

 Once feared alien cyborgs from Skaro

Enemy of Doctor Who

Violent!!!

Vicious!!!

Merciless!!!

Selling Shoes???

Get 'Em Young

Name:

• Fry girl

Appearance:

• Scares children

 Special Powers: 

• Raise cholesterol
• Clog ateries
• Increase risk of heart attack

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

 

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

 

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LEF

I WANT TO LOOK RIG

Topical

Tell that to NASA!!!

The Hobbit II - The Sequel

 Budget Cuts

Authenticity

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

Bin of the Month - April 2026

 

Hiatus 4/4

 

Hiatus 3/4

 

Hiatus 2/4

 

Hiatus 1/4

 

Preferences

 No Thanks!!!

I prefer Cheese & Onion

Thirty Second Theater

 

Pointless Vandalism

 I blame Youth unemployment

And squirrels

Little thugs

WHAT???

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Fit for Purpose

This is slug tape

It is a self-adhesive, metallic copper tape 

It can be applied around flower pots to repel slugs and snails

The brown blob about 2/3rds of the way down is a slug

Protection

 

One wonders what state it would be in if it hadn't been protected

Question

What happens when it rains?
 

Toxic Masculinity

 I want one of these

So I can test how manly I am

Multi-Function

 

Just don't get the functions mixed up

Not Tempted

 I didn't buy it

I hate creased bread

New Cross 2026

 

Cheech and Chong: The Wilderness Years

Not a Second More and Not a Second Less

 

Incontinence

I wouldn't boast about it.

Incontinence is a horrible condition to have

 

Prohibited

 Don't scratch your back on a pole?

Correction

 

I think you will find

That it is actually

Currant Red (BS381C-Red539)

Fruit Complaints

 

Dying Country Crafts

 

Warning!!!

 

You might get your fingers stuck in the spokes.