13/10/2026

Brazen!!!

 As urinals go








This is pretty brazen




10/10/2026

Inhumane


Personally, I would use Water Boarding







It's amazing how quickly cardboard breaks down




08/10/2026

Philosophy of Motion

 One of the debates central to the Philosphy of motion is the problem of motion and the unmoved mover.







Aristotle argued that everything in the universe that moves is moved by something else. 







To avoid an endless chain of causes, he proposed the Unmoved Mover an ultimate, unchangeable entity that causes all change and motion in the universe without moving itself.







Thomas Aquinas later used this exact concept of an unmovable first cause as the basis for his first philosophical proof of God's existence.







On the other hand  Long before Aristotle, the Eleatic school argued that physical motion is logically impossible and merely an illusion of the sense.







My view on the subject is...








I think if anyone moves this bucket the space around it will get wet.







It will not be an illusion of the senses.




07/10/2026

Profound

Neo-Platonism, according to Wikipedia it was a version of Platonic philosophy that emerged in the 3rd century AD 







The term does not encapsulate a set of distinct ideas based on a form of Platonism as much as a series of Platonic thinkers coming primarily from a certain ancient historical period. 







Among the common ideas it maintains is monism, the doctrine that all of reality can be derived from a single principle, "the One"








My mind is blown




02/10/2026

Despair!!!

 Sometimes...







I really...







Would rather not identify as a human




30/09/2026

Bargain


 A bargain







I would have happily paid







As long as there was 75% off




28/09/2026

Political Comment


On the other hand if you have hater-level conditions you can become an MP for Reform






Back atcha Farage



27/09/2026

Preferences


 Mine is the Maserati GT2 Stradale







Not bothered what colour




25/09/2026

21/09/2026

Tourist Attraction

 Oh!!! Look!!!








A model of an old-fashioned police telephone box






Obviously a model






As after being phased out in the early 70s






They are no originals left standing in London






And beside it






A time-travelling news vendor kiosk






I bet they get up to all sorts of  hijinks in the Cosmoverse




20/09/2026

19/09/2026

Pretentious


Espèce de connard prétentieux 



Espèce de connard prétentieux




17/09/2026

Error

I think you will find






Children frolic







Not scamper








 

13/09/2026

Stress

 You know somethings wrong with the modern world








When even Taggers are stressed




11/09/2026

Overkill

 I know there has been a massive rise in shoplifting







And supermarkets do need Security guards








But I think Sainsbury is taking it too far








Hiring a Stormtrooper







He's a bit short though, isn't he?







That's what you get for the London Living Wage being so low




09/09/2026

Hey Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke








And only £39







No, I'm not getting commission




07/09/2026

Bargain


 £3.99!!!







And you get a spare sock







Just in case







Well, with the current world situation 







You never know when you will need it




06/09/2026

Recruitment Drive

 Surrey Square Primary School need new members for their club







Because







Many of the existing membership








Have been eaten




03/09/2026

01/09/2026

Taken for Granted


I thought that would be given







And if you need a second opinion







You're ugly




 

31/08/2026

Now that Summer is Nearly Over


 They're on sale







All the arsonists have gone off to hibernate







Well!!!







How do you think there were so many wildfires?




29/08/2026

Plausible


I can manage that







I am always open to new ideas







But I would still want proof







You can't just go and believe any old tosh that people come up with these days







I mean







Have you read what's on Truth Social?




28/08/2026

Yum!!! Not Yum!!!


 It looks like an oddly shaped turd




27/08/2026

Accessibility for All



I like it when a business makes reasonable adjustments







For people with disabilities







But this might be going too far









A serving counter for short alcoholics?