23/05/2026

Piranha Decor

 


Obviously Mid-Century Amazonian




22/05/2026

Time

 Space Time







Lunch Time







Sidereal Time







Eternal Time







Free Time







Hammer Time









19/05/2026

Space Travel

Venus is closer than I thought








It's in London







Look up Dan Dare




17/05/2026

Poor Marketing

 As marketing slogans go








This one is pretty poor







I am sure I can speak for most people







And say







I prefer my hot dogs unlicked.




15/05/2026

Tilting at Windmills

 That'll show them








I bet that Ivy deserved it.




14/05/2026

The March of Time

It's sad isn't it?








10 Foot

 





Who must be the most prolific tagger ever







Even he can't avoid the march of time






Even he can't avoid ageing






Time has finally caught up with him








He's shrinking




13/05/2026

11/05/2026

Question

 


A Body Organ?







Namely the Heart?







Or a Summer Fruit?







I know what I think







And I wouldn't have it with cream




10/05/2026

Coach Parking Facilities

 Coach Parking Facilities at the O2








In Greenwich







South of the River







Excel







North of the River







Westfields







North of the River







Excel Centre







5 miles away







North of the River







Westfields








5 miles away







North of the River







I hope Taylor Swift is playing soon




06/05/2026

Diva!!!

 NO!!!








When I clean up Dog Poop!!!







I WANT AN AUDIENCE!!!




03/05/2026

Questions

 What's a Leaze?








And why would a horse have one?




02/05/2026

Shit Bollard

 As Bollards go







You are shit







Not only are you not much of a physical barrier








You don't even look like a bollard







I bet you're a shit pencil as well




01/05/2026

Shit Pokemon


Yes, all very good







But what is it's attacks and abilities







And Health Points







Don't forget Health Points




 

30/04/2026

Strong Language

 As strong language goes








I don't think G.Wiz!!! is that offensive







I bet Alice wasn't offended




29/04/2026

Criticism

 As a commentary







On the state of Industrial Design








In the UK








Don't you think that's a bit harsh?




28/04/2026

Pie in the Sky!!!

 With the current cost of living crisis?








Fat Chance!!!




27/04/2026

Natural

 Does everything have to be artificial?








I prefer the real thing




22/04/2026

21/04/2026

Does What it Says

 I don't know about you?







This sign makes me anxious










20/04/2026

BBC Cuts

 Once feared alien cyborgs from Skaro







Enemy of Doctor Who







Violent!!!







Vicious!!!







Merciless!!!









Selling Shoes???




19/04/2026

Get 'Em Young








Name:
  • Fry girl

Appearance:
  • Scares children

 Special Powers
  • Raise cholesterol
  • Clog ateries
  • Increase risk of heart attack



17/04/2026

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

 


DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!







I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LEF







I WANT TO LOOK RIG




16/04/2026