Bin of the Month - June 2026

 

Mislabelled

 

I think you will find

Onions are by God

Trans

 

They self-identify as a sphere

Even He-er Man

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

Sacrilege!!!

 

Hemingway will be spinning in his grave

Yes! I know it's a quote from John Donne

I just hate fantasy 

Noncy writers wearing Laura Ashley dresses 

Sipping Chamomile tea

Writing about pixies, wizards and witches

Wankers, the lot of them

Especially, that Tolkein bloke

I bet he looked quite cute in Laura Ashley though

Not Missing

 

Company Values

 

I wonder what their team building days are like?

Degrees of Perception

 You might call it cute

A child copying their parent

An introduction to the adult world

Through play

I CALL IT EXPLOITATION!!!

Macabre

 I think the skull is still inside the helmet

Never damaged?

Phffff!!!

Victorian Tagger

 

Hard Sell

Prestigious!!!

Sought-after area!!!

Unique!!!

One-of-a-Kind!!!

When even the Developers struggle

Seriously?

Seriously?

Dr. Dropin?

Acne, we're breaking up?

It's not me, It's you?

I wouldn't trust you with a boil

And he looks like an Estate Agent

 

They Walk Amongst Us!!!

 Mouse Aliens

That can breathe oxygen

Wearing an orange jumpsuit

Obviously!!!

Health and Safety Gone Mad!!!

 

Helpful

 

This coat

Glad I could help

Hey Djuu Too!!!

 

Pretentious Snacks

 

Window Display

 Tasteful

And not too overstated

Piranha Decor

 

Obviously Mid-Century Amazonian

Time

 Space Time

Lunch Time

Sidereal Time

Eternal Time

Free Time

Hammer Time

Tough Sell

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

Space Travel

Venus is closer than I thought

It's in London

Look up Dan Dare

Diagram

 

Poor Marketing

 As marketing slogans go

This one is pretty poor

I am sure I can speak for most people

And say

I prefer my hot dogs unlicked.

Questions

 I have many

Tilting at Windmills

 That'll show them

I bet that Ivy deserved it.

The March of Time

It's sad isn't it?

10 Foot

 

Who must be the most prolific tagger ever

Even he can't avoid the march of time

Even he can't avoid ageing

Time has finally caught up with him

He's shrinking

Question

Noun?

Or state of being?

Bin of the Month - May 2026

 

Question

 

A Body Organ?

Namely the Heart?

Or a Summer Fruit?

I know what I think

And I wouldn't have it with cream

Coach Parking Facilities

 Coach Parking Facilities at the O2

In Greenwich

South of the River

Excel

North of the River

Westfields

North of the River

Excel Centre

5 miles away

North of the River

Westfields

5 miles away

North of the River

I hope Taylor Swift is playing soon

Niche

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Multi-Lingual

 

Diva!!!

 NO!!!

When I clean up Dog Poop!!!

I WANT AN AUDIENCE!!!

Alien Landlord

 

I Luv U

 

Questions

 What's a Leaze?

And why would a horse have one?

Shit Bollard

 As Bollards go

You are shit

Not only are you not much of a physical barrier

You don't even look like a bollard

I bet you're a shit pencil as well

Shit Pokemon

Yes, all very good

But what is it's attacks and abilities

And Health Points

Don't forget Health Points

 

Strong Language

 As strong language goes

I don't think G.Wiz!!! is that offensive

I bet Alice wasn't offended

Criticism

 As a commentary

On the state of Industrial Design

In the UK

Don't you think that's a bit harsh?