Suits You

Taken for Granted

I thought that would be given

And if you need a second opinion

You're ugly

 

Now that Summer is Nearly Over

 They're on sale

All the arsonists have gone off to hibernate

Well!!!

How do you think there were so many wildfires?

You Card!!!

 

Plausible

I can manage that

I am always open to new ideas

But I would still want proof

You can't just go and believe any old tosh that people come up with these days

I mean

Have you read what's on Truth Social?

Yum!!! Not Yum!!!

 It looks like an oddly shaped turd

Accessibility for All

I like it when a business makes reasonable adjustments

For people with disabilities

But this might be going too far

A serving counter for short alcoholics?

Genius!!!

 GENIUS!!!

A floating stage

And if you don't like the act

You can pull the plug

Baked Goods

 

A Locker for Cakes

The ordering window

I wanted a cake

Vitamins

 

I bet you don't catch a cold

Pain Barrier

 

Not 

Eat as much as you want

But

Eat until you can't eat anymore

I wonder if they do wafer thin mints?

Show Off

 You're just showing off

Niche Sporting Events

 

Slow News Day

 I see nothing much is happening in the West

Things That Are Transparently Wrong and Shouldn't Be Allowed

EVER!!!

RUDE!!!

 

C'est Ci Art?

 

Solidarity

 I'm with you Brother!!!

A fair day's wage for a fair day's work

SMUT!!!

I don't know what a Fuggs is

But my nipples want one 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Lego Not Lego

 

Bin of the Month - August 2026

 

Good Advice

Fishing Tales 1/2

 Ah!!!

Fishing Flies with their fanciful and inventive names

Conjuring images of

Hazy summer days,

relaxing on a river bank

A deep sense of peace watching the fly bob in the water

And a sense of anticipation in what one might catch.

The Hatching Sedge Pupa

The August Dun

The Blue Muddler Riffler

And of course let's not forget

The Knot-Free Double Flare

Fishing Tales 1/2

 It was this big!!!

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

 

Thirty Second Theater

 

Wrong Message

 If it's Vikings

Shouldn't the message be?

Drink Driving

 

Identity Crisis

 

Due Respect

 I bet he's spinning in his grave

Freecycle 3/3

Question?

Pork or Lamb?

Freecycle 2/3

Question?

 

Typo?

Or Freudian slip?

Have you been?

Freecycle 1/3

Question?

Why would you want to clip a baby onto a smartphone?

Politely Decline

 No Thanks

I must politely decline

I already have enough paper

Especially pink

Anyway pink is for girls

I want manly blue

Setting the Bar Low

 As gentrification goes

I wouldn't say opening a Nando is the thin end of the gentrification wedge

Lager!!! Lager!!! Lager!!!

Spectral Presence

 This place is haunted

How do I know?

Just a feeling

Question???

 Honest advertising?

Dry Cleaning is not as easy as it looks, you know

Or naked running enthusiasts?

Free the Tribble

 These are wild creatures

Let them roam free!!!

Allegory

 England's Football Dreams

OK!!! I'm really late on this one

Question?

 Mole Man?

Or

A crazed winking lecher with really bad teeth?

Hiatus 3/3