Big Broken Society
Society is based on the assumption that everyone is alike and no one is alive.
12/09/2026
11/09/2026
Overkill
I know there has been a massive rise in shoplifting
And supermarkets do need Security guards
But I think Sainsbury is taking it too far
Hiring a Stormtrooper
He's a bit short though, isn't he?
That's what you get for the London Living Wage being so low
10/09/2026
09/09/2026
Hey Micke
Oh, Micke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Micke, hey, Micke
Oh, Micke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Micke, hey, Micke
Oh, Micke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Micke, hey, Micke
Oh, Micke, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Micke
And only £39
No, I'm not getting commission
08/09/2026
07/09/2026
Bargain
£3.99!!!
And you get a spare sock
Just in case
Well, with the current world situation
You never know when you will need it
06/09/2026
Recruitment Drive
Surrey Square Primary School need new members for their club
Because
Many of the existing membership
Have been eaten








