Accessibility for All

I like it when a business makes reasonable adjustments

For people with disabilities

But this might be going too far

A serving counter for short alcoholics?

Genius!!!

 GENIUS!!!

A floating stage

And if you don't like the act

You can pull the plug

Baked Goods

 

A Locker for Cakes

The ordering window

I wanted a cake

Vitamins

 

I bet you don't catch a cold

Pain Barrier

 

Not 

Eat as much as you want

But

Eat until you can't eat anymore

I wonder if they do wafer thin mints?

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