Thirty Second Theater

 

Fit for Purpose

This is slug tape

It is a self-adhesive, metallic copper tape 

It can be applied around flower pots to repel slugs and snails

The brown blob about 2/3rds of the way down is a slug

Protection

 

One wonders what state it would be in if it hadn't been protected

Question

What happens when it rains?
 

Toxic Masculinity

 I want one of these

So I can test how manly I am

Multi-Function

 

Just don't get the functions mixed up

Not Tempted

 I didn't buy it

I hate creased bread