Caution

 It's a £500 release fee

Per finger

Evolution

It seemed like only 1,500,000 years ago they invented the hand axe

Happy Clown's Service Day!!!

 

It looks like they are all going to hell!!!

They missed out the apostrophe

Either Or

 

Dad Joke

 As funerals go

It was a small turnout

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Flattery

Thanks

I needed that