Thirty Second Theater

 

Accolade

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Identity Crisis

 

Who were you before 1983?

Discount

 They'll give you a discount

If you buy 4

You get one free!!!

Fat AND Stupid

 

Convenience Store

 Not only can you buy alcohol

But you can debate Jacques Derrida’s opinions on Logocentrism and Binary Oppositions