11/09/2026

Overkill

 I know there has been a massive rise in shoplifting







And supermarkets do need Security guards








But I think Sainsbury is taking it too far








Hiring a Stormtrooper







He's a bit short though, isn't he?







That's what you get for the London Living Wage being so low




09/09/2026

Hey Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke, hey, Micke

Oh, Micke, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Micke








And only £39







No, I'm not getting commission




07/09/2026

Bargain


 £3.99!!!







And you get a spare sock







Just in case







Well, with the current world situation 







You never know when you will need it




06/09/2026

Recruitment Drive

 Surrey Square Primary School need new members for their club







Because







Many of the existing membership








Have been eaten