Sacrilege!!!

 

Hemingway will be spinning in his grave

Yes! I know it's a quote from John Donne

I just hate fantasy 

Noncy writers wearing Laura Ashley dresses 

Sipping Chamomile tea

Writing about pixies, wizards and witches

Wankers, the lot of them

Especially, that Tolkein bloke

I bet he looked quite cute in Laura Ashley though

Not Missing

 

Company Values

 

I wonder what their team building days are like?

Degrees of Perception

 You might call it cute

A child copying their parent

An introduction to the adult world

Through play

I CALL IT EXPLOITATION!!!

Macabre

 I think the skull is still inside the helmet

Never damaged?

Phffff!!!

Victorian Tagger

 

Hard Sell

Prestigious!!!

Sought-after area!!!

Unique!!!

One-of-a-Kind!!!

When even the Developers struggle