Politely Decline

 No Thanks

I must politely decline

I already have enough paper

Especially pink

Anyway pink is for girls

I want manly blue

Setting the Bar Low

 As gentrification goes

I wouldn't say opening a Nando is the thin end of the gentrification wedge

Lager!!! Lager!!! Lager!!!

Spectral Presence

 This place is haunted

How do I know?

Just a feeling

Question???

 Honest advertising?

Dry Cleaning is not as easy as it looks, you know

Or naked running enthusiasts?

Free the Tribble

 These are wild creatures

Let them roam free!!!

Allegory

 England's Football Dreams

OK!!! I'm really late on this one