Despair!!!

 Sometimes...

I really...

Would rather not identify as a human

Celebration!!!

 YAHOO!!!

IT'S...

Bargain

 A bargain

I would have happily paid

As long as there was 75% off

Random

 

Political Comment

On the other hand if you have hater-level conditions you can become an MP for Reform

Back atcha Farage

Preferences

 Mine is the Maserati GT2 Stradale

Not bothered what colour

You're Having a Laugh