Accolade

 

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

Identity Crisis

 

Who were you before 1983?

Discount

 They'll give you a discount

If you buy 4

You get one free!!!

Fat AND Stupid

 

Convenience Store

 Not only can you buy alcohol

But you can debate Jacques Derrida’s opinions on Logocentrism and Binary Oppositions

Questions?

 The number eleven 

With a long drawn out initial vowel sound?

For reasons unknown

Or a perfectly balanced fish