Niche

 

Bad Font

There is 

In my opinion

In the world of typography

Only one sin worse than 

The use of Comic Sans MS

In the composition of text

And that is the use of Microsoft Word Art 95

Shame on you!!!

Whoosh!!!

 

The Dilithium Crystals cannae take it Captain!!!

Pest Overload

 

Pedant

 Love 2 Launder!!!

And it is to not 2

Message to Jamie

There's nothing to brag about Jamie

I think personal hygiene is of the utmost importance

Just saying Jamie

Failed at Pilot

I see a weekly fly on the wall, medical TV series

Following the adventures of this mobile medical unit

Looking behind the scenes at their personal lives

And the trials and tribulations they face in carrying out their job

They've even got a catchy web address

Disappointment

There I was

Looking forward to a tale

Of a dystopian future

Where a police officer launches

a vendetta against a vicious biker gang

Imagine my disappointment

At least it wasn't a Cement Mixing Company called Jim'll Mix It

Sexist

 

Hard Times

 I know Prince Harry is no longer funded by the public purse

But this is ridiculous

The Full Picture

 Sometimes...

Mmmmm!!!

...You don't get the meaning

Unless...

Unless you step back and get the full picture.

Question?

 

Question?

Why the Moose?

Or Elk?

Extend One's Vocabulary

 

Is Cementitious even a word?

Oh!

No Bread

Evolution

I hate to say I told you so






But with their move into the towns and cities






Their behaviour has changed significantly

Wait till they invent tanks






And then you'll be sorry!!!

Animal Cruelty

Cruel Bastards!!!






I thought Dolphins were waterproof anyway.






Or do they actually leak like a sieve?

Ambient Chill

WARNING!!!

WARNING!!!






BAD JOKE ALERT!!!






WARNING!!!






BAD JOKE ALERT!!!

Wanted to talk to him about some work I need doing,






But, couldn't find him anywhere.

Pagan Sacrifice

I'm all for progress






But I really do think that






When preparing for a human sacrifice






Some of the aura is lost






When preparing the immolation

Your combustibles are delivered a white van!!!

Needs Must

I'm glad he found peace.