30/05/2013

Bring Your Own Food


Hypocrites!!!






I brought my own food






And they asked me to leave.






I'll have you know locusts are not only sustainable,






They produce less harmful greenhouse gasses






Than other livestock.






They are also extremely nutritious,






And are packed with protein,






And other good stuff.






Tofu probably.






They are Sooooo eco-friendly






They would make Greenpeace come.






All of them.






Simultaneously.






Or at least within 2 or 3 millisecondds of each other.






OK, they were still alive.






And a few might of escaped.






Alright






1,024,316






To be precise






Give or take a quarter of a million.






But that is me to a T!!!






I don't mind sharing.






They're Kosher as well.