It was Wendy's idea
Settle down she said.
Grow up
How are you going to provide for a family?
Gallivanting around
Fighting pirates
And playing with the Lost Boys
And fairies
Tinker Bell for Christ's sake!!!
That's not a name
It's a perversion.
Look at Smee
He made a success of himself
Stroke of genius using that ticking crocodile
To advertise his Taxidermy business
It's about time you knuckled down my lad
And started your own business.
She left him for Smee in the end.
That ugly, fat, little fucker.
She left me for him!!!
Mind you I hear he's hung like a donkey.
