Oooh!!! How I wish I could attend the most marvelous London College of Excellence...
To matriculate in superlatives.
To graduate in eminence.
I would be head and shoulders above my peers.
Standing on the shoulders of intellectual giants.
To be part of the elite few.
I...
I would be one of the chosen
An alumnii of the London College of Excellence.
I hope they will deign to accept me.
I need that prize that will set me apart from the hoi polloi.
A student visa to the UK.
After all...
...I have a GCSE in Home Economics.
