Watch out for Trams.
Or you will be remembered as a vaginal deodorant.
You definitely don't want that.
Don't be remembered as a vaginal deodorant!!!
Mind you there are worse things to be remembered as.
For example...
...you might be remembered...
...as someone who didn't use a vaginal deodorant.
Whose vagina did not have pink and blue flowers...
floating suggestively round your nether regions...
...to symbolically indicate vaginal freshness.
You would not be remembered as someone with a beatific smile...
...skipping through the cartoon flowers in a floaty, diaphanous skirt,
because you had skooshed some carcinogenic spray up your fanny...
...that smelled vaguely of a scented toilet freshener.
A cheap scented toilet freshener.
The ones they use in gay toilets in Wandsworth.
So I have been told.
You would be known as...
SMELLY MINGE!!!
AND ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WATCH OUT FOR THOSE DAMNED TRAMS!!!
That will learn you.
Especially if your a bloke.
