Caution Concealed Vehicle Exit

That makes a lot of sense






Go to all the trouble of






Concealing an entrance,






Then tell everyone about it.






You really know how to ruin a surprise.

New Panel Coming Soon

Ridiculous!!!






I had barely a chance






To get used to






The old






New panel coming soon sign.

Camel Racing

Please explain this to me.

A walkie, talkie can't be much use.






For a start, camels don't have hands.






And their enunciation is terrible.






Unless of course they are dealing in stolen goods.






Then a receiver would be pretty useful.

Smooth London

I agree with Metropolitan Plastering we should all be working for a smoother London.






They also do Pebble Dashing.






That's useful to know,






If I was working for a Pebble Dashed London.

Themed Rugby Breakfasts

If it's like any of the ones that I have been to before.






I bet this themed rugby breakfast idea involves a lot of drinking...






... and a damned good rogering with a stick of celery whilst bent over a table.

Lonely

I saw this Traffic Warden the other day, studiously examining the tom cards inside this phone box. He considered them carefully as if they were the very best depictions of the female form as painted by the very best female form depicters such as the famed renaissance painter, Battinocci Da Formica.






I hope he found what he was looking for...

...or maybe he was just looking for friendship.

Scary Clothes

These are dead, scary clothes. I would have to stay indoors all the time if I wore this macabre ensemble, otherwise people would be shaking in their boots and hiding in trees, or behind things that were the right shape and size to hide behind,  like tall, fat people.






But then what would they hide behind?






It's too scary to think about.

 I wonder if they do it in XXL.