Egg Replacer

A culinary egg substitute?






As opposed to what?






Industrial egg substitute?






Or medical egg substitute?






Or SEXUAL egg substitute?






Tee Hee!!!

Bargain!!!

I love a bargain me.

Bin of the Month - November 2013

Dim memories of summer

Button Private Hire

I can't afford it normally, but






I like the luxury of mother of pearl.






Only one mind






Don't want to go crazy.

Sex Drive Eczema

Sex Drive Eczema!!!

Infertility Hair Loss!!!

Menopause Acne!!!

All good reasons for chemical castration.

I like the strawberry flavour.

They are unpleasant to the cows of the pious

Pivotal Plumbers

Pivotal






Pivotal!!!






Without Pivotal Plumbers






There wouldn't have been the Industrial Revolution






And as for the Great Fire of London






Without them






It wouldn't have happened.






Probably






It wasn't Stan's fault he dropped the blow torch