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Medieval Homie Rap

Me and me bredren in the yard






Thought yo might like this.






YO!!!

Doggie in Eltham!!!

Dogging in Peckham!!!

Disgusting!!!






With a school nearby too.






And what made it worse...






The police had to ask me to move on twice.






I was protecting public decency.






It was for the common good.






You naughty boy.

Clash of the Titans!!!

All is peaceful






And harmonious






In the world of the Cross Dressers






And Ramblers,






As never the twain shall meet.






On Tuesdays,






The swish of velveteen,






the click, clack of improbably high heels






the glitter of diamante earrings.






On Thursdays,






Beards and real ale.






The smell of damp wool,






and the tales of paths yet to be trod.






EXCEPT!!!






That one time,






it was a minor mishap.






When both their AGMs






WERE BOOKED FOR THE FRIDAY!!!






I couldn't look.






Shreds of Fake Louis Vuitton handbags






And Thermos glass






EVERYWHERE!!!






And Jeremy had spent all night making a beautiful Battenberg.

Leader of the Pack

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
[Fade]

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