All is peaceful
And harmonious
In the world of the Cross Dressers
And Ramblers,
As never the twain shall meet.
On Tuesdays,
The swish of velveteen,
the click, clack of improbably high heels
the glitter of diamante earrings.
On Thursdays,
Beards and real ale.
The smell of damp wool,
and the tales of paths yet to be trod.
EXCEPT!!!
That one time,
it was a minor mishap.
When both their AGMs
WERE BOOKED FOR THE FRIDAY!!!
I couldn't look.
Shreds of Fake Louis Vuitton handbags
And Thermos glass
EVERYWHERE!!!
And Jeremy had spent all night making a beautiful Battenberg.
