30/07/2026

Politely Decline


 No Thanks







I must politely decline







I already have enough paper







Especially pink







Anyway pink is for girls







I want manly blue




29/07/2026

Setting the Bar Low

 As gentrification goes














I wouldn't say opening a Nando is the thin end of the gentrification wedge



27/07/2026

Spectral Presence

 This place is haunted







How do I know?








Just a feeling




26/07/2026

Question???


 Honest advertising?







Dry Cleaning is not as easy as it looks, you know







Or naked running enthusiasts?




25/07/2026

Free the Tribble


 These are wild creatures







Let them roam free!!!




24/07/2026

Allegory


 England's Football Dreams







OK!!! I'm really late on this one




23/07/2026

Question?


 Mole Man?







Or








A crazed winking lecher with really bad teeth?




18/07/2026

It's a Sin!!!


I don't think we should be encouraging Sloth do you?

 


16/07/2026

Question


 3 Tags?







Or a Graffiti guideline?




14/07/2026

Favourite Tipple


 

Tonic please







And only if' it's Bombay Sapphire




13/07/2026

The BFG Woz Here


 I didn't think he would stoop so low







Get It?







Stoop so low?







Giant







I'll shut up then shall I???







Tee!!! Hee!!!