Testing

I tell you what...

As testing goes...

You're shit at Maths

Worse at logical reasoning.

Don't even start me on vocabulary and pronunciation 

In any language

Your deportment isn't bad though.

And you can swim quite well

You have a lovely neck

Which adds to the deportment mark.

PASS!!!

You are indeed a Swan!!!

Don't tell the ducks, though...

Especially the ugly ones.