'Hello!!! Is that the City of Westminster Parking Department'
'Why! Yes it is!'
'How can I help?'
'I would like to report'
'An unclear suspension'
'Being an abstract noun and everything'
'Nor can you use a suspension'
'Being an abstract noun and everything'
'Why! Thank you Miss!'
'For pointing this out to me'
'I will report this aberration immediately to my superiors'
'You will probably receive a medal for this'
'Or at the very least '
'A discount voucher for the Council car park'
'Unfortunately you will not be able to use it'
'Because'
'Quite Frankly'
'Your a Cunt!!!'
'We don't allow Cunts!!! in the car park'
'Except for the Mayor that is.'
