01/02/2014

Wrong Time, Wrong Biscuit!!!


So all encompassing






And  inclusive






Very, very inclusive






So worthy






Fair Trade and everything.






And so






Expensive.






I would rather have Jaffa Cakes.






Fuck the poor






Give me that moist sponge.






That meltingly, melty chocolate.






That chewy, orangey centre.






It's biscuits like these






That start wars.