Lost
A photograph of a lady's watch...
Was dropped somewhere between...
The Mansion House and Cannon Street...
On Wednesday 19th September...
At around 10.30pm
When I was pissed as arseholes.
Please ring this number at a time that suits me.
There will be no reward...
Just the satisfaction of having done a good deed...
And probably the release of some good endorphins.
There is no need to thank me.
I do it for the common good.
