I am a number not a person!!!
I also lost my pound
I name you
Cunt Person!!!
I'll never get that pound back
Do you know what I could have bought with that pound?
Fuck All!!!
That's WHAT!!!
I SHOULD HAVE STUCK IT IN A FRUIT MACHINE!!!
AND TAKEN MY CHANCES!!!
IN THE LOTTERY OF LIFE!!!
Instead of reading the back of a fruit machine
And emphasing with it
I think I'm in love
Inspired you might say
When comparing things
It is useful
At least
To have two comparable items
To compare
This isn't working for me
Unless...
You are comparing two things
That in their present state
Are functionally useless
Then they are identical
Tried to buy a telephone card to test my theory out
Couldn't find one anywhere
Not sure if it's Late Antique
Or Byzantian
If you don't like your Pizza crust
Pare the outer edges with a sharp knife
But...
Remember...
Do it before you serve the Pizza
Shawarma Land
A Utopia
With free delivery
Shami no one knows this place exists
But...
Seekh and ye shall find
I always say
And remember...
Urfa kebab is better than no kebab at all
Doner take any notice of me
Adana had a kebab in ages
