Abandoned Mattresses 1/3

 

Off-putting

 

I don't know about you?

I would be a bit put off eating in a cafe

Run by Doctor Hunger

He sounds a bit like a doctor in a Nazi concentration camp.

Government cuts

The Government have decided that, due to rapidly escalating costs.

HS2 has been cancelled.

Instead they are going to invest in a new system of highways.

And after all the expenditure has been taken into account.

They will still have change for a bag of monkey nuts.

Cost Saving

Definitely an excellent cost saving tip

Rather than buying new Kitchen doors.

Imagine them.

Etymology

 Houndsditch:- A street in London so named as a ditch that had been dug as a defense for the City had been used for a dumping ground for dead dogs.

Shoeditch:- An area in London, so named as it is used as a dumping ground for high end, hipster trainers.

Or just a typo.

Walk this way!!!

 

Is there any other way?

Death and Dyslexia