Witches Burn!!!

This is where they used to burn witches






Thankfully in the 21st Century we have put these barbaric practices behind us.

We still burn witches






But are now aware of our responsibilities under the Health and Safety at Work act (1974)

Brewer's Droop

Perfectly understandable






Happens to all of us






At some point or another.

Especially when you are up against Katie.

Prohibited!!!

Too right






They're a menace to society.

Spam

I don't know what has happened to the quality of my spam.





I used to get special offers for viagra






Or penis enlargement pills






Sometimes I even get the opportunity to meet up with sex starved MILFs






In my area as well.






But this, this takes the biscuit






What sort of sick, pervert do these people think I am?

Cement particle boards?






Tubular daylighting systems?






Keep your sick messages to yourselves.






But send me a catalogue first.

Disappointment

I thought its discovery






Would be so much more mystical






You know






Chilly spring mists





Someone beating a frantic rhythm on a bodhran






Willowy women in long white dresses,






Battle hardened warriors in horned helmets.






Looming out of the fog.

And there I was at a bus stop heading to Orpington.

C'est Ci Art?

And Not a Drop to Drink