Right Time

Problems with your genitalia?






Have you difficulty in breathing?






Have you lost your sense of smell?






Has your eyesight also deteriorated?






Has your skin gone a yellow hue?

THEN I WOULD GO TO FUCKING A&E!!!






You may be suffering from shit 3D Character Animation

Wigist Bastards!!!

Sorry to be a pedant.






But






All hair is organic






Being a filamentous biomaterial






And everything.






Unless of course





.
You refuse to deal with people






Whose hair is not their own.






I refer to of course






Wigs!!!






You Maliaphobic!!!






Look it up.

Charlie Says...

"MreoowrrrowwwrMeorrwrrOwwwrMeooowwrrrOwmmmeowwwwmeeowrRRRR!!!"







Charlie Says...






Please remember the Green Cross Code.






Or you will get run over.






Like I fucking did!!!

Have you seen Charlie?






No!!!






And nor will you ever again.

RIP Charlie.






Don't worry I lied






He's not dead






He's In Central Information Office Heaven.

Entrepreneur Basic

Ripping Yarns

It is important






When writing prose






Especially when writing






A short story






That not only do you have a good opening gambit,






One that grabs the reader






But that at the end






Of your tale






Your ending






Must maintain impetus






And impact






And not trail off.






Thus leaving the reader






Despondent.






In other words






Be succinct






And do not lead them






Down blind alleys.

DAMN IT MAN!!!






I NEED TO KNOW!!!






WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???






I love a cliff hanger me.

Sexist Bastards!!!

SEXIST BASTARDS!!!






And they lied!!!






She had a face like a slapped arse!!!






A PACK OF CONDOMS PLEASE, MY GOOD LADY!!!






Extra Small






Otherwise they slip off






Not that I ever get to use them.






Lack of Totty you see.

IC

I don't know why.






I just want to buy a tin of spray paint.






White would be nice.






And write the letters






IC






I don't know why.

It amuses me!!!