Discount

 They'll give you a discount

If you buy 4

You get one free!!!

Fat AND Stupid

 

Convenience Store

 Not only can you buy alcohol

But you can debate Jacques Derrida’s opinions on Logocentrism and Binary Oppositions

Questions?

 The number eleven 

With a long drawn out initial vowel sound?

For reasons unknown

Or a perfectly balanced fish

Caution

 It's a £500 release fee

Per finger

Evolution

It seemed like only 1,500,000 years ago they invented the hand axe

Happy Clown's Service Day!!!

 

It looks like they are all going to hell!!!

They missed out the apostrophe