14/04/2018

Dad Joke


That place rings a bell






I'll shut up then shall I?






Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.



10/04/2018

That's Showbiz!!!

There you are






One minute






You are riding on the crest of a wave






The public adore you






They just can't get enough of you.






And then...






In the blink of an eye.






They discard you.






Toss you aside






Like an old rag.














That's Showbiz!!!!



08/04/2018

No Its Not!!!




530 miles via the A68 according to Google Maps






I don't call that very close. Do you?






Sassenach!!!