07/02/2017

Respectable


No Naked Flames!!!






We're respectable, we are.



04/02/2017

Poor Kid

Poor Kid






For Christmas






They asked for Lego







Mind you.






Useful if your drains back up.



03/02/2017

Temporal


They will only recruit you.






If you are steeped in the ways of Sodom and Gomorrah.



02/02/2017

Ambiguous


If you ask for your moat to be trimmed






Is it that like asking for a Brazilian






But more ambiguous?






"Dear Mr. Barber






I would like my moat trimmed, please."






"Yes Sir






Do you also want your anal hairs bleached and permed?"



01/02/2017

Wipeout


Poor Duck






She's still upset






There she was amped hanging ten.






Then wipeout.






Don't worry Duck






It happens to even the best Surfers.