21/07/2016

Pedant's Corner


Orangutans are apes not monkeys.






Cunts!!!



20/07/2016

SMUT!!!


Tee Hee!!!






They said The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea






Snarf!!! Snarf!!!



18/07/2016

A Day in the Country


I always buy my ink from here.






There's something about the country






That makes the ink so much fresher.



16/07/2016

Deposit


I tried to make a deposit






But they were having none of it.






Luckily they closed at 11pm






And they had a letter box.



15/07/2016

The Magic has Gone

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe






Alice through the Looking Glass






But somehow the magic is no longer there.