07/05/2016

You were right.

You were right.






It was a con.






Despite waiting an hour.






There was no Disco.







Great new word by the way.



06/05/2016

Side Effects


Apparently






Hippy crack






Can make you depressed, bald and blind.






So can life.






At least I have saved myself some money.






Though it would be nice to have a balloon every now and then.






It's a great way of dilating your arse.






If you are into that sort of thing.



01/05/2016