Prove It!!!

I want to see a medical certificate.

A Place?

A Place






Or a state of mind

You decide.

Something for the Kids

What can we do for the kids?






I know!!!






We'll give them a tree






Not just any tree






A dead tree






And not just any dead tree






But an upside down, dead tree







And the icing on the cake!!!






We'll also make a little viewing platform






Where you can see fuck all.






As you are about as far off the ground






As you would be






Standing on the pavement edge.

Sorted.

Identity

You could have used the alphabet






A, B, C






Even in lower case






e, d, f






Or given it a name






"The Lawns"






For example






Or "Top Flat"






But going the Harry Potter route






That's just childish.

And then writing it out as a word






And putting it in brackets






And giving the house a name






Anyway






That's just pedantic.

Sinister!!!

Obscenity Plates

Yeah!!!






And your a T1 WAT






C3 NUT!!!

Bloody Vandals

Bloody Vandals






Can't they leave anything alone?






Paint everywhere






It's not even very clever






Ruins it for everyone.

It looks like it was kids as well.