07/08/2015

06/08/2015

No Exercising of Dogs



Do not exercise your dogs






The look silly in spandex






And slightly sexy.



05/08/2015

Fun Day

When I want to enjoy myself






And have a fun day






I like nothing better






Than to heckle a London Mayor.







Simple pleasures.



04/08/2015

Oriental Food

I am not Xenophobic






But






I hate foreign food






All those strange and exotic ingredients






Not like proper food at all.








I mean what is this Beef Burger Meal rubbish.