No Chess

 

No Chess

Especially not pawns.

With their little, shiny round heads.

You turn your back...

and they laugh at you.

Behind your back.

We hate pawns.

Actually, maybe they mean no car horns.

No car horns.

I hate car horns.

Hoodee Tribe

 

That's it Hoodee tribe...

...mark out your territory.

With your little yellow, flowery stickers.

As testosterone, charged statements of youth.

It could be a little bit...

...you know...

CRAP!!!

Urban Typography

Shredder Lubrication

It's alright...






...it's safe.






It doesn't contain spermicide.

Moebius Bricks

Moebius Bricks






An improbable difficult job that defies even the laws of Quantam physics...






...and they live in Staines.






Poor bastards.

Love Lost

 

Well I fucking found it easy enough.

Flake!!!

You give up too easy!!!

Girl tells you your graffiti is shit...






next thing...






Whining on like a wimp!!!






weh!!!, weh!!!, weh!!!






Love Lost?






Lost Love?






You wouldn't get Banksy crying his eyes out like a little girl!!!







Blek Le Rat...






He would create a masterpiece...






...on the back of your foreskin...






...and give you cunnilingus for breakfast.






Boy or Girl!!!






He's funny that way.






Love lost, my arse!!!






Your right hand is your best mate.






Lose that and you'll know what love lost is all about!!!






Unless of course your left handed.






Then it's not as bad.

Training & Protection Equipments - Uniforms

 

Martial Arts Movies?

Training & Protection Equipments?

Uniforms?

Health and Safety gone mad!!!

Nowadays...

...to watch 'Enter the Dragon'...

...you've got to wear a smart blazer with a codpiece.

Armoured codpiece mind.

None of that plastic Chinese rubbish!!!