Covering All Bases

What about tainted vegetarians?






You know the ones, the ones that stood by some bacon once.






What about Vegans? 







Especially the ones that only eat polyester.

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Who gives a fuck!

Subliminal Messages

If I wasn't paranoid already, I am now.

Charles Dickens Coffee Shop

He was also partial to a Big Mac.

Chenelle

I hope everything works out for the best.






I hope she also learns about lower case as well.





It's so labour saving.

Behind the scenes

The fabric of reality, it's all a veneer you know.






Underneath it all it's plyboard and chewing gum.






I bet it's lost it's flavour as well.






But my tongue couldn't quite reach to find out.

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Aim low and you won't be disappointed.