Concealed Video

Schrödinger's Video Camera.

Plain Clothes

The cunning bastards.

The Time of Your Life

Thursdays look really hot.






Isn't a line of people a sequence? What's the difference?







Cowboy hats?






Hope you can keep up hoody boy.

Police State

What about Michael Bublé and Ghost Poet? What about Grime artistes? And people of a Dubstep persuasion? What about them? Can't they turn right as well? What about Susan Boyle? Do we also persecute her? Fascist Bastards! Give the gift of  Michael Bublé this holiday season.

Subliminal Messages

The Stately Homes of Thornton Heath

One day, I too wish to be a person of quality able to grace such a stately pile.






Oh! To be one of the select few to enter into the inner sanctum of Scratchley Hall. To hob nob with the elite and kow tow with the grandees of Thornton Heath.






I bet they only use the finest of pork luncheon meat in their sandwiches, dainty slivers of processed meat tucked between the lightest, fluffiest Mother's Pride. Moistened with the merest hint of margarine, and not just any margarine mind, it has to be the best...






...Stork.






I bet they also cut the crusts off their sandwiches.






I wonder what they do with the crusts? I hope they don't feed them to the peasants. You know what peasants are like.







Look what happened to Marie Antoinette, She lost her head poor child. 






Mind you she did use to shop at Asda.





Served her right, the slag.

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