Bargain

 £3.99!!!

And you get a spare sock

Just in case

Well, with the current world situation 

You never know when you will need it

Recruitment Drive

 Surrey Square Primary School need new members for their club

Because

Many of the existing membership

Have been eaten

The End of Summer

 

Covers all Bases

 

Disabled

He lost his wheels in 'Nam

Suits You

Taken for Granted

I thought that would be given

And if you need a second opinion

You're ugly