Now that Summer is Nearly Over

 They're on sale

All the arsonists have gone off to hibernate

Well!!!

How do you think there were so many wildfires?

You Card!!!

 

Plausible

I can manage that

I am always open to new ideas

But I would still want proof

You can't just go and believe any old tosh that people come up with these days

I mean

Have you read what's on Truth Social?

Yum!!! Not Yum!!!

 It looks like an oddly shaped turd

Accessibility for All

I like it when a business makes reasonable adjustments

For people with disabilities

But this might be going too far

A serving counter for short alcoholics?

Genius!!!

 GENIUS!!!

A floating stage

And if you don't like the act

You can pull the plug

Baked Goods

 

A Locker for Cakes

The ordering window

I wanted a cake