Delftware
Made in the Netherlands from the 16th Century.
Near the snail farms.
It's called Heliciculture, you know.
31/01/2013
Snail Farming
Delftware
Made in the Netherlands from the 16th Century.
Near the snail farms.
It's called Heliciculture, you know.
30/01/2013
Gregg's Bakery This Way
Don't believe it.
Don't believe the sign.
This sign points to damnation!!!
Remember!!!
The road to hell is paved with sausage and bean melts.
And steak bakes,
Don't forget the steak bakes.
29/01/2013
De Niro's Barbers
He's a very good barber
Unfortunately his small talk requires some work.
I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet.
Let me tell you something. You're in a hell, and you're gonna die in a hell, just like the rest of 'em!
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
28/01/2013
27/01/2013
New Cross Martial Arts
New Cross Martial Arts
They had to close the Old Cross Martial Arts
He stopped being cross
He couldn't even work up a mild annoyance.
Mind you if he could've
Mild Annoyance Martial Arts doesn't have the same ring.
26/01/2013
Champagne Fromage
What a genius idea.
Combining the exciting sparkly taste of champagne
with the rich, mellowness of cheese.
Think of all the interesting, subtle combinations of cheese with an inbuilt glass of effervescent loveliness.
What noble joy!!!
But what if?
What if someone took the idea and sullied it?
Turned this mad, brilliant, wonderful idea
TURNED IT TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
KRAFT CHEESE SLICES WITH A SHOT OF TENNANT'S SUPER FOR EXAMPLE!!!
IT DOESN'T BEAR THINKING ABOUT
I hope for humanities sake they drop the idea
Bury it
And just sell cheese and champagne instead.
25/01/2013
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