28/11/2023

Questions 2/2

 


Why is the man touching the tomatoes in a peculiar way?




27/11/2023

Questions 1/2

 


Why is the child mashing the chips with a pepper grinder?




18/11/2023

Pissing in the Ocean

 That fan's not going to do you any good








Not once Big Dave has been in.




17/11/2023

Self Control

 


Only one mind!!!







No need to be greedy.




14/11/2023

Casualty


Another casualty of global warming.






Or is it a dead sheep?






It's so hard to tell 






When its this decomposed



13/11/2023

Depression

 I was today years old when I saw this...








Why??? Oh!!! Why???







Must the black dog always been on my trail!!!




10/11/2023

Impractical 1/2

 What do you think I am?








A contortionist




09/11/2023

Unknown Soldier

 I don't know who they were







But







They went down fighting










Unknown Soldier!!!







We salute you!!!




07/11/2023

Questions? 1/2

 Questions













Pet Duck?







Or do they hate their dog?




06/11/2023

Hard Times

 I know Prince Harry is no longer funded by the public purse















But this is ridiculous



05/11/2023

Wrong Author

 



I think you will find...









That Poe wrote The Raven







And not The Metal Origami Swan







Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”




04/11/2023

Learning Difficulties

 It's sobering to see 







That anyone can be dyslexic















Even the supernatural




03/11/2023

Breakfast Choices

How do you like your eggs?








Equilateral or Isosceles?




02/11/2023

Out of Work

 







I take it there wasn't much going after the Yellow Submarine?










01/11/2023

Thanks, But No Thanks

 


No thanks







I prefer my Butlers on Terra Firma







They are less likely to spill the Brown Windsor