31/12/2022

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 


STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!







ANGRY SUPERHERO!!!







OH!!!







YOU ARE NOT LOOKING AT ME







ARE YOU?







WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR CAPE TIED OVER YOUR EYES?







HAVE YOU GOT X-RAY VISION?







STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!




29/12/2022

26/12/2022

Lots and Lots of Precedents

 


You could say 2022 was indeed a year of precedents.







All of them shit.




25/12/2022

Shit Christmas Presents

 


What everyone wants







Head to Toe Greggs







Even phone covers and boxers







Whoopee!!!





23/12/2022

Extras

 








Don't worry!!!







It's a small plate







You know 







It can fit a scone on it







Or maybe 2 or 3 ginger nuts







A bigger plate is extra.




22/12/2022

Where to Start???

 


This might take a while.







I'll start with the stapler.




21/12/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!









Does that mean if you break even...






You are CARBON NEUTRAL!!!






Tee!!! Hee!!!



20/12/2022

Provocative

 As Street Tags go...








It's very provocative.







But sexy at the same time.




19/12/2022

18/12/2022

Warning!!! Warning!!!

 Warning!!!







Warning!!!







Dad Joke Coming!!!















Not MUSHROOM here!!!







Tee!!! Hee!!!




17/12/2022

15/12/2022

Crime

 I've heard of White Collar Crime, but...








But is Baby Collar Crime even a thing?




14/12/2022

Facts you need to Know

 



As 71% of the Earth's surface is covered in water







You are probably right







But they don't have opposable thumbs







And will never beat you on the XBox.




13/12/2022

And a shot rang out...

 Poor fellow








Who's going to inform his next of kin?







Mind you







It could be a her







You can never tell with street signs.




09/12/2022

07/12/2022

Overkill!!!

 


This is Overkill!!!







To be honest with you...







I would have been happy with someone on roller skates with a placard.




06/12/2022

BDSM

 


Oh!!! Bondage!!! Up Yours!!!




05/12/2022

Be Careful!!!

 If you want to work here...








TREAD CAREFULLY!!!







AS THIS PLACE FILLS ME WITH TREAD!!!







This post was really treadful







I'll stop now shall I?







Tee!!! Hee!!!




04/12/2022

Faith Cleaning Services

 


Not only are they excellent cleaners







They are also deeply spiritual







Karma Cleaning so to speak




03/12/2022

Creepy Hotel

 DON'T WHATEVER YOU DO!!!







UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES















USE THE BLACK DOOR








JUST DON'T




02/12/2022

Inspire Confidence

  Yes, I know you are a Purveyor of Garments






And yes, you are right







I am looking for a new suit







But, somehow








You don't inspire me with confidence




01/12/2022

Ransom

 OK Santa!!!







Pay the ransom 









OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE TREE ALIVE AGAIN!!!