28/12/2019

Property For Sale

Its even got an outdoor swimming pool








Not sure if it's heated though.



26/12/2019

Back to the Future

The East London Line closed in December 2007






Boxing Day 2019









24/12/2019

21/12/2019

Trade Description Act

I demanded a wine delivery






And he punched me on the nose









In hindsight






Maybe I shouldn't have called him a cunt.



19/12/2019

Hype


As waiting goes






I actually found it quite average.



18/12/2019

Shit Suicide Attempt



Obviously a Millenial Snowflake






That realised people were more woke than them.



17/12/2019

Dog Stop!!!


Obviously the work of...






A Cat!!!



30/11/2019

Where are they NOW!!!



I always wondered what happened to Fido Dido.






It must have been a horrible end.






The Sprite people cut his arms and legs off.



27/11/2019

Animal Cruelty



Cruel Bastards!!!






I thought Dolphins were waterproof anyway.






Or do they actually leak like a sieve?



25/11/2019

Signals

It was his jaunty confidence that attracted me to him.






There was something about him






That spoke of a calm assuredness






You could tell it just by looking at him.








I believe he does brickwork as well.



22/11/2019

Dilemma



Which way do smokers go?






It's alright I gave up over 10 years ago






I can go wherever I want.






18/11/2019

A Present!!!

A Present!!!






For Me!!!






How Kind!!!






You really shouldn't have







I wonder what it is?






I do like surprises!!!



17/11/2019

That's Showbiz!!!

There you are













One minute













You are riding on the crest of a wave













The public adore you













They just can't get enough of you.













And then...













In the blink of an eye.













They discard you.













Toss you aside













Like an old rag.









That's Showbiz!!!



15/11/2019

Naughty but Nice

I do like a bit of Cheeky Six







What did you think I said?






Gutter Mind!!!