30/05/2018

Archaeological Find of the Century!!!

Who would have believed it.






They found another Terracotta Warrior






In Lewisham!!!






It was well hidden though.








I would never have found it.






I bet it was the Waitrose bag that gave it away.



29/05/2018

NHS Cuts

It's that competitive bidding process






That all Public Sector organisations have to go through 






To prove they are providing a good value service.






Mind you even I was a bit surprised who had taken on the Sexual Health Services.








As you're down there though.






That inyourarea sounds like a nasty infection.






27/05/2018

More than One String to Your Bow


Well if total world dominion doesn't work out.






You've at least got your print business.



26/05/2018

A Desk for all Seasons


Guess what they call the desk you check out at.






Yep!!!






You're right.






The Fuck Off desk.






25/05/2018

Self Preservation

I don't know who Mad Ron is.






But if he says its his street






It's his street.








23/05/2018

Surrey Canal Road Car Park


From 7am to 7pm






You can only moor your car here for 20 minutes.



20/05/2018

Fear



This bin scares me.






It's a scary bin.






A bin with secrets.






Not nice, secrets.






Fearful secrets.






Scary secrets.






Brrrr!!!



17/05/2018

Existential 1/2


A trolley only interested in the material things in life.



16/05/2018

Wrong Herb


I think you'll find that's Rosemary.



15/05/2018

14/05/2018

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!



STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






Fielld Marshal Montgomery!!!



11/05/2018

10/05/2018

Sexist Bastards!!!


What about Suffragettes?






You Sexist Bastards!!!



09/05/2018

WARNING!!!

WARNING!!!






BAD JOKE ALERT!!!






WARNING!!!






BAD JOKE ALERT!!!












Wanted to talk to him about some work I need doing,






But, couldn't find him anywhere.



07/05/2018

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!



STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






LIZARD ALIEN BEING!!!



02/05/2018