Dearly Departed

PROGRAMMER JOKE WARNING!!!

Tailloring






Dry Cleaning






And Python Programmer!!!






BOOM!!! BOOM!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Proper Seventies Typeface

They don't make typefaces like that anymore






So Futuristic






So Seventies.

Scene of the Crime

Whatever happened






It must have been really nasty!!!

Things that should never be

I like brussels sprouts 

But this is so wrong on many levels.

DONE!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Constellation

Crime Scene

It was the N47 what done it.






You know what those Night Busses are like?






Sinister

Grand Entrance

Dewhurst House






Entry to this building






Is video recorded






SO FLOUNCE, DARLING, FLOUNCE!!!

A case of the jitters

That's a very big flask






You must drink a lot of coffee

Can't be good for you though.

Organic

I feel this is a bit of a cop out.

WOMAN... MAN...

Spooky Manor

Spooky!!!






You should see how much it costs






And the state it's in!!!

C'est Ci Art?

Design Flaw

#Scary Things!!!

Bin of the Month - November 2017

Modern Chinese Water Torture

Unicorns Only

Personally I think...






They are Unicorns






They can get there under their own magical powers.






And not take up a seat needed by someone more deserving.






UNICORNS!!!






SELFISH BASTARDS!!!






I say.

That's Showbiz!!!

There you are






One minute






You are riding on the crest of a wave






The public adore you






They just can't get enough of you.






And then...






In the blink of an eye.






They discard you.






Toss you aside






Like an old rag.

That's Showbiz!!!

Let's Talk About Mattresses 6/6

Joey






i am.

Let's Talk About Mattresses 5/6

Moley

Let's Talk About Mattresses 4/6

Holy






lazy.

Let's Talk About Mattresses 3/6

Poly Roly






of being

Let's Talk About Mattresses 2/6

Poly






accuse me 

Let's Talk About Mattresses 1/6

Roly






People

Scene of the Crime

New Business Model

What a brilliant idea!!!






Leasing tattoos