31/10/2017

Scary


That one on the left is really creepy.






Minimum wage






Brrrr!!!!



29/10/2017

27/10/2017

22/10/2017

19/10/2017

DARK!!!


It's the screaming when the put the skewers in I can't stand.



18/10/2017

Grave Insult

The Polish Language






55 million native speakers






A language with a proud heritage







I would feel most insulted.






Oooh!!! Is that a new Batman?



17/10/2017

RSPCA


It's not lost






It ran away






Fancy hanging it up by its ears






SADISTIC BASTARDS!!!



16/10/2017

Where to Start!!!


I don't care about your views on kebabs






You alien sex fiend.



14/10/2017

Kung Fu Panda


An uncanny likeness






Almost a doppelganger






I'm amazed.



11/10/2017

Alcoholism


Poor dear






It had been on the gin all day.






The trouble with avocados






I can never tell if they are a man or a woman.



10/10/2017

07/10/2017

Important notice


Brick






100mm in diameter






1 metre from this sign.






Hope there isn't a fire






No one should die for ART






Unless of course you are a twat artist






Then you should be exterminated.






With a brick






100mm in diameter






And found within 1 metre of this sign






With a fire blazing in the background.






AND YOUNG CHILDREN SCREAMING!!!





CUNT!!!


06/10/2017

Exhortation

Serves you right.






No wonder you went bust.







Theft is never the answer.



05/10/2017

Respect!!!

Respect






The Cleanliness Operatives,






Including






But not exclusive of






Street Sweepers,







Litter enforcement officers,






Bin men






and






Bin women






Of Lewisham Council






Give you respect






On your most recent demise.







RIP Hugh Hefner



04/10/2017