STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






SINISTER CLOWN FACE!!!

Syncopation

Why?

Tenterhooks

TELL ME!!!

C'est Ci Art?

The Beast Within

Merry Disposable Christmas

Famine

You need to work on your stock control.

Pie and Mash

I am ambivalent about Pie and Mash






Don't get me wrong






I do a enjoy a good Pie and Mash






But






I always seem to get the burnt one.






And considering that's pretty much all they do






I find it all a bit disappointing.






Always the eternal optimist






I once more entered into the hallowed pie portal.






"Light or Dark"






She asked.






My luck was in.






"Light"






"Please"






As I always try to be polite.

"Shall I turn it upside down?"






She said.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

USP

I'll buy two






Preferably with down-lighters






And eco friendly light bulbs.

Shit Panto

I'll take Kebabarella over the Magic Wok any day.






Or even Jack and the Chicken Biryani.

Downsizing

It's Government cuts that are to blame.

They can't even fit in a Rothko.






Though I like the sculpture on the roof.

Wind Up!!!

I don't know what Bach did.

But he's got the proles riled.

Expectations

Fuck All!!!

Say it Loud!!!

Wednesday

Anti-Establishment?






Or no concept of time?

Phew!!!

Sorry I was late.






I was talking to Jasper Johns

Metaphysical

In the absence of water






I assume they are being metaphysical






You can drown in tablespoons of water you know.

Bin of the Month - December 2016

Come and Have a Go!!!

If you think you're hard enough.

Rise of the Cyberman

Accurate Representation

An amazing likeness

Tiny Penis

Shit Advertising

I think you need to work on your stock control.






I wouldn't brag about it either.

Hatred

He hates cyclists.

Carling

If Carling did unisex salons






It would probably be the best unisex salon.

Never a Truer Word

For that matter






OK wood works






And Shitty wood works






Most of the time.






Mind you I wouldn't want to build a bridge out of it.






Nothing you would stand on really.

Literal

They are Patriotic

Do you think?

And 4 of them?

Riding bikes?

And they are ducks?

In this direction?

This is something I have not seen before.

I can't describe my level of disappointment

When I found it all a lie

2016

You have been a very cruel year.

Ominous!!!

Yeah!!!






And become easy meat?





For the residents of Blade Mews!!!






FUCK OFF!!!






It's the Wandsworth Chainsaw Massacre all over again.

Fuck You To!!!