Don't get me wrong
I do a enjoy a good Pie and Mash
But
I always seem to get the burnt one.
And considering that's pretty much all they do
I find it all a bit disappointing.
Always the eternal optimist
I once more entered into the hallowed pie portal.
"Light or Dark"
She asked.
My luck was in.
"Light"
"Please"
As I always try to be polite.
"Shall I turn it upside down?"
She said.
