31/01/2016

Camouflage


I wonder if they do home deliveries.



29/01/2016

27/01/2016

Broad Church


Bowling is a broad church






We welcome everyone






Unless of course you like Tennis






Then you can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!






You knew I was going to say that.



25/01/2016

Cold and Gnomeless


It's not been the same






Since David hit the big time.






David Bowie RIP



24/01/2016

Specialists


They don't do sinks






And especially not your Karzi






We have standards after all.



23/01/2016

Quandary

If you are a peasant






And you live locally






Are you a pesident?







22/01/2016

One Strand at a Time


One strand at a time






One precious hair follicle






Pampered and caressed






Mind you!






Go in for a light trim






AND YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!!!






EVER!!!






HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!






I know I've been!!!






And I'm still there!!!






FOR ETERNITY!!!






AND I'M NEARLY BALD!!!






WHAT CHANCE DO YOU HAVE?






It's like the Eagle's Hotel California but for hair.






Glenn Frey RIP



21/01/2016

STOP PRESS!!!

GAUDI ARCHITECTURE FOUND IN SOUTH LONDON!!!






COULD THIS BE THE PECKHAM SAGRADA FAMILIA






19/01/2016

Pet Training


I would be quite happy with Fetch and Sit.






Or even snooker






Yes, I could fancy a couple of frames with Buster.






Except if he beat me.






Then I would have him put down.



18/01/2016

Well I Never!!!


Yeah well!!!






Go such your mother too.



17/01/2016

Concept TV

I  can see the point of






Strictly Come Dancing.







But I think this is a concept too far.



Mysterious!!!


13/01/2016

Political Commentary


Danger not moving train more like.





TAKE THAT CHARLIE HEBDO!!!



11/01/2016

09/01/2016

In Plain Sight!!!




Couldn't miss it.






Couldn't get in either.



07/01/2016

Unfair!!!

I am






Currently in Police Custody.






Just for following instructions.







It's so unfair.



06/01/2016

Posterity


If they named a road after him






Would it be called George Edmund Street Street?



04/01/2016

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!


You sad, pathetic, Cyclops bag monster you.



02/01/2016

Incomplete



He wants to meet a Lady scaffold






Then have some baby scaffolds






Then he will feel complete.






And  less tetchy.






Much less  tetchy.



01/01/2016

Impractical


As there are already only 7 days






Getting rid of a few of them






Is not practical






Why






Weeks would fly by.