31/10/2014
30/10/2014
29/10/2014
28/10/2014
27/10/2014
26/10/2014
25/10/2014
Stress and Worry Workshop
Worked a treat.
I was so stressed
I pissed myself.
Mind you.
The worrying
Wasn't so good.
I could only muster a mild disquiet.
24/10/2014
Majestical Lips
I must
Not
Think
About
MAJESTICAL LIPS!!!
EVER!!!
Oh, those luscious, luscious lips
So majestical
How I miss those majestical lips.
23/10/2014
22/10/2014
21/10/2014
20/10/2014
19/10/2014
18/10/2014
They Come Amongst Us!!!
Oh No!!!
The Giant Sand Worms of Arrakis!!!
Here!!!
In Catford!!!
Want to buy some melange?
It's the good stuff.
17/10/2014
16/10/2014
15/10/2014
Niche Markets
They only sell animals
That have been trained
To put billiard balls in a rack.
Goldfish aren't very good at it.
14/10/2014
13/10/2014
12/10/2014
11/10/2014
Ukelele
Everyone else can just walk in.
I think this is a very blatant case
Of people being Ukelelist
Too right I hate those strumming bastards.
10/10/2014
The Mystic Passage
It used to be a restaurant
It's closed now.
People were scared to go in.
It wasn't the chicken biryani.
It was the human sacrifice.
09/10/2014
08/10/2014
What Do You Mean!!!
What do you mean?
No Cris
Cris has left?
Or
No Crisis
You just ran out of wet cement
Or just couldn't be bothered.
I favour the latter.
07/10/2014
06/10/2014
05/10/2014
Red Diesel
Not only is it bad for the environment
It can bore you rigid
When it starts on
Dialetic Materialism
04/10/2014
03/10/2014
02/10/2014
01/10/2014
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