Love and Fear

Sunrise

Mystery

WHO???






WHOSE PARKING???






WHOSE PARKING HAS GONE???






I love a good mystery me.

Primitive, Primeval, Pretentious, Pimply 3 of 3

Primitive, Primeval, Pretentious, Pimply 2 of 3

Primitive, Primeval, Pretentious, Pimply 1 of 3

Glass Half Empty

How reassuring






By using a crossing






I am half as likely to die






As I would be






By blindly crossing anywhere else on the road

Ladies That Lunch

Opportunistic, Grovelly,






Snivelling Shits!!!






I hope the little bastards vomit all over you!!!






And the babies as well!!!

Reinforcing Stereotypes

Mountains of Fire

You should speak to "For All Your Signs"

For All Your Signs

Pillars of Fire a speciality.






Turning staffs into snakes is so B.C.

Inexplicable

Party Balloons

Are there any other type?






Of balloons I mean.






I've never seen funeral balloons.






Or work balloons.

We Do Not Sell Beef

But you sell baby chickens?

Westside New Only

This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of US!!!

This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us!!!






Especially competitors.






Cunts!!!

Egg Replacer

A culinary egg substitute?






As opposed to what?






Industrial egg substitute?






Or medical egg substitute?






Or SEXUAL egg substitute?






Tee Hee!!!

Bargain!!!

I love a bargain me.

Bin of the Month - November 2013

Dim memories of summer

Button Private Hire

I can't afford it normally, but






I like the luxury of mother of pearl.






Only one mind






Don't want to go crazy.

Sex Drive Eczema

Sex Drive Eczema!!!

Infertility Hair Loss!!!

Menopause Acne!!!

All good reasons for chemical castration.

I like the strawberry flavour.

They are unpleasant to the cows of the pious

Pivotal Plumbers

Pivotal






Pivotal!!!






Without Pivotal Plumbers






There wouldn't have been the Industrial Revolution






And as for the Great Fire of London






Without them






It wouldn't have happened.






Probably






It wasn't Stan's fault he dropped the blow torch

Cone Master

He Man






Master of the Universe






Cone Master






Master of the Cone

It never got beyond the pilot episode.

Special For European

Special for European






They behead you.






Don't worry






If you can't afford it






They do BOGOFs

Artistic Penis

Thirty Second Theater

Emotional Balance

It took years of therapy






But their all right now.

Sample Sale!!!

You should see the rest of it.

Unfortunate Names

Unfortunate name






For a skin specialist






Hannibal






Smith






I mean






The A Team is so 80s






And that remake!!!






Awful!!!