Doctor Who, you are Naught!!!

Mr. Doctor Who.






You think you are so bloody great...






...with your bow tie...






...and your sonic screwdriver.






HA!!!






Mr Fancy Pants, Doctor Who, just you wait.






With your silly little bow tie...






...and your stupid sonic screwdriver.






Just you wait!!!

My Thermospatula will soon sort you out!!!






I'll stick that sonic screwdriver of yours right up your Arse!!!






And as for Amy.







I'll stick that sonic screwdriver right up...






...






...






I think I better lie down.






In a dark room.






With a box of tissues.






A very big box of tissues.

Arts Centre

Gilbert and George drink here.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

 

STOP!!!

STOP!!! LOOKING AT ME!!!

I'm not looking my best.






Your so judgemental.






I feel vunerable.

Wise Sayings

Just because you have managed to get to a ripe old age, does not mean you are by default wise.

It just means that you are better than most at ducking!!!

Slings!!!






Arrows!!!






Outrageous misfortune!!!






Fuck You!!!






I am the King of the Duckers!!!






Watch my ducking moves!!!





Bob, bob, weave, weave!!!






You can't get me!!!






Motherducker!!!

Twatism

Nihilism in philosophy, an extreme form of scepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nihilism

Twatism in Charlton an extreme form of pointlessness: the denial of all common sense or the possibility of a purposeful action.

What does it all mean?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

TELL ME!!!

Cha Cha or Rhumba?

Unicorns

The Unicorn, a legendary animal, a symbol of purity and grace.

Unicorn House, Bromley, a Job Centre Plus, a symbol of desperation and hopelessness.

Read this Sign!!!

They have to use pictures.






Horses can't read.

Y U NO PRINT?

Fascist Bastards!!!

Stop!!!






Do not pass!!!







See Notice Now!!!






FUCK OFF!!!






FASCIST BASTARD!!!






DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






I WILL STOP WHEN I WANT!!!






PASS WHEN I WANT!!!






AND SEE NOTICES WHEN I WANT!!!








Mind you the bit about the Sun God was thought provoking...






and also more than a little bit odd.

More Great Sentiments

I'm not sure about the Sun God bit though.






Being an atheist and everything.

Great Sentiments

Great Sentiments simply put.

Haircuts £4

Sometimes it pays to read the small print.

Especially if you were far to much lubricated.

Please No Smoking or Dogs

And if you are a smoking dog...






...you can fuck right off!!!







Who what wants to see an English Setter with Emphysema...






...A Labrador with Lung Cancer...






...An Alsation with Atherosclerosis...






I'll shut up then shall I?






An Estonian Hound with Erectile dysfunction.

Body Secrets from the Boys

Body Secrets from the Boys!!!






Always,






Always,






make sure...






you keep it...






firmly attached to your head.






Ssshh!!!






Don't tell everyone.









Or they'll all be doing it.

CORRECTION!!!

I wish they would make their mind up.

Boo Keeping!!!

I too wish to be the Keeper of the Boo!!!






Seeing through to the core of your being.






Cutting through the smoke screen of you!!!






Always knowing what you owe!!!





I will weigh up your spiritual deficit!!!





...and find where you are lacking.






AND I WILL NOT JUDGE!!!







I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU!!!








...AND YOU WILL KNOW!!!








THAT I HAVE NOT JUDGED YOU!!!






AND YOU WILL BE FRIGHTENED!!!






...AND AFRAID!!!






...and alone.






...so very alone.






Not sure I like being self employed though.






I like the security of paid employment.






My personal pension plan is very good you know.






Boo!!!

Your High Street is a Creative Place

 

We're creating public art with schools and community groups.

Oh Great!!! 

A mural where the whole community have been involved.

How public spirited.

We need more inititiaves like this.

Get's people away from their tellys.

Get out the house and meet your neighbours.

Do something good for the community.

Don't sit on the fence, get involved.

Everyone can join in.

Even little Timmy.

Poor little Timmy!!!

Lost his legs in the accident, you know.

...and half his brain.

Even little Timmy managed to paint a little bit of the mural.

Mind you no one knows what he painted.

The bit of brain that is missing controlled his motor functions.

...and his bowels.

Makes you feel warm inside, doesn't it?

Mind you, wait until you see how much of your Council Tax they spent.

Waste of Taxpayer's money I call it!!!

Little Timmy can go fuck himself for all I care.

Especially after he wee'd in the paint.

Ego

Get your ego massaged






Or even waxed.






I need mine cut down to size.







They even do eyebrow threading.

Do Not Obstruct Turning Head

They're remaking the Exorcist.

Wine is a Mocker

Strong drink is raging.






Especially if you have the Wine Beer Breakfast at Appetitos

Breakfast

Ask for the Wine Beer Breakfast.






It's my favourite.

Urban Typography

No Dos All Wed

GOFOBs

Bringing convenience to good food

So they eat it for you.






...and then shit in your ear.






You should have read the small print.






They didn't specify whose convenience they were looking out for.






Yours or theirs.

No Chess

 

No Chess

Especially not pawns.

With their little, shiny round heads.

You turn your back...

and they laugh at you.

Behind your back.

We hate pawns.

Actually, maybe they mean no car horns.

No car horns.

I hate car horns.

Hoodee Tribe

 

That's it Hoodee tribe...

...mark out your territory.

With your little yellow, flowery stickers.

As testosterone, charged statements of youth.

It could be a little bit...

...you know...

CRAP!!!

Urban Typography

Shredder Lubrication

It's alright...






...it's safe.






It doesn't contain spermicide.

Moebius Bricks

Moebius Bricks






An improbable difficult job that defies even the laws of Quantam physics...






...and they live in Staines.






Poor bastards.

Love Lost

 

Well I fucking found it easy enough.

Flake!!!

You give up too easy!!!

Girl tells you your graffiti is shit...






next thing...






Whining on like a wimp!!!






weh!!!, weh!!!, weh!!!






Love Lost?






Lost Love?






You wouldn't get Banksy crying his eyes out like a little girl!!!







Blek Le Rat...






He would create a masterpiece...






...on the back of your foreskin...






...and give you cunnilingus for breakfast.






Boy or Girl!!!






He's funny that way.






Love lost, my arse!!!






Your right hand is your best mate.






Lose that and you'll know what love lost is all about!!!






Unless of course your left handed.






Then it's not as bad.

Training & Protection Equipments - Uniforms

 

Martial Arts Movies?

Training & Protection Equipments?

Uniforms?

Health and Safety gone mad!!!

Nowadays...

...to watch 'Enter the Dragon'...

...you've got to wear a smart blazer with a codpiece.

Armoured codpiece mind.

None of that plastic Chinese rubbish!!!